The fridge traces its ancestors back to the dawn of mankind when hunters were in search for a place where they could safely store their coke bottles.
Alas, none of these ancient (and magnificent, without doubt!) machines survived the harsh tide of time to be gathered around by us.
If one day a descendant of the human race is so lucky as to find a working artefact coming out of this myst, whole towns will come together and dance and sing in the absolute glory of this best of all inventions ever created!
Rainbows will spring out of your ears, cats are going to crawl out your mouths, all of your tongues will turn into sugar plums!
Praise the fridge!